smoked

wasted; extremely drunk or intoxicated

After taking down a fifth of bourbon while watching college football, Thompson was smoked and decided to switch to beer.

by MoonlightBen December 28, 2005

smoked out

to go in a room, car, or other relatively small area and seal all the exits, then smoke your dank 'till the place of gathering is entirely filled w/ smoke

We smoked out the car, but the po-po man thought the car was on fire from the inside and busted our asses.

by ghandi September 19, 2002

smooke

A new way of regarding the inhalation of cigarette fumes, another way of indicating worthiness to either smoke cigarettes or coolness in general.

I have come to the conclusion that my mom thinks I smooke. She was missing her cigs when she asked me if I took them but I said I didn't. She found them in her pocket later but today she randomly comes up to me and sniffs me! I said I don't smooke but she wouldn't listen! I am now grounded! Why, God, WHY?

Damn, you ain't smooke, bizznatch!

by BigPoppaInDaHOUSE June 1, 2005

spooked

Gumpy and droopy-eyed.

I knew a girl in highschool that was spooked.

by BC January 22, 2005

Spooked

the feeling that somewhere there is a black person breaking into someones house

bro, i was spooked last night

by thefunnymen May 22, 2011

smoked

When a female gives a man oral sex.

She took me back to the house last night and smoked me.

by Brooks July 16, 2004

Smoked Castro

Directly after an unsuspecting woman has received a Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon, or Fish Hooks, she immediately grasps the male's member, bites it off, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out, smacks him in the face with it (mushroom stamp), and finally stuffs it into his mouth as if he were smoking a fine Cuban cigar.

That asshole Josh, gave me a Dirty Sanchez, so I retaliated with a Smoked Castro. He never saw it coming.

by C. Woodriver June 27, 2006