a penny that is put in a machine that imprints it with a word or design. Generally it is given as a gift from one person to another, usually boy to girl or vice versa. It generally signifies eternal friendship but nothing more, like a relationship. The receiver usually accepts the gift but then enters a state of depression behind closed doors because he wants to have a relationship.
Marissa just gave me a smashed penny and I'm pissed because I want to be more than friends; now I'm stuck in the best friend zone.
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1. Somehow makes them THINK that knowing this makes them smarter than the average mortal
2. Allows them to mention scorpion stings as a cause of pancreatitis
1. Somehow makes them THINK that knowing this makes them smarter than the average mortal
2. Allows them to mention scorpion stings as a cause of pancreatitis
Consultant: So, you there, in the corner! Tell me, what is the most common cause of pancreatitis!
Student that thinks he's rather funny: Scorpion stings!
Other students: *giggles*
Consultant: Why don't you just go and GET SMASHED.
Student that thinks he's rather funny: Scorpion stings!
Other students: *giggles*
Consultant: Why don't you just go and GET SMASHED.
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Utterly and completely drunken. In the state of being very inebriated. I.E crushed, plastered, hammered, blasted, lit.
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Get the smashed her dinner mug.1) An analog used in comparison to the physical appearance of one’s wife after a period of domestic toil. Possibly made in an attempt at sympathy --by an idiot.
Mr. Johnson: "Hi hon, what’s for supper? Have you seen my USB beer opener? Whoa! Honey! You look like a bag of freshly smashed whale shit."
Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”
Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”
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