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smashed penny

a penny that is put in a machine that imprints it with a word or design. Generally it is given as a gift from one person to another, usually boy to girl or vice versa. It generally signifies eternal friendship but nothing more, like a relationship. The receiver usually accepts the gift but then enters a state of depression behind closed doors because he wants to have a relationship.
Marissa just gave me a smashed penny and I'm pissed because I want to be more than friends; now I'm stuck in the best friend zone.
by ustifet ustifetiana September 29, 2008
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GET SMASHED

The medical student's favourite mnemonic since it:

1. Somehow makes them THINK that knowing this makes them smarter than the average mortal

2. Allows them to mention scorpion stings as a cause of pancreatitis
Consultant: So, you there, in the corner! Tell me, what is the most common cause of pancreatitis!

Student that thinks he's rather funny: Scorpion stings!

Other students: *giggles*

Consultant: Why don't you just go and GET SMASHED.
by MorbusX February 24, 2013
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splashed

Utterly and completely drunken. In the state of being very inebriated. I.E crushed, plastered, hammered, blasted, lit.
Last night at the party Becky was extremely splashed. The paramedics came get her stomach pumped.
by M. Anthony L. July 4, 2020
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smashed her dinner

forcing ones penis in the opposite sexs' anus while unexpected
Fat Todd got all drunked up last night, went over to his ol' ladys house and smashed her dinner!!!
by XXX_4X4 January 12, 2009
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smashed whale shit

1) An analog used in comparison to the physical appearance of one’s wife after a period of domestic toil. Possibly made in an attempt at sympathy --by an idiot.
Mr. Johnson: "Hi hon, what’s for supper? Have you seen my USB beer opener? Whoa! Honey! You look like a bag of freshly smashed whale shit."

Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”
by Naldistimo Von Mallen November 7, 2011
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smashed analcado

The foul mess smeared around the anus and buttocks area after a heavy session of anal sex (often post-curry); resembling the consistency of smashed avocado.
She staggered to the bathroom, the air putrid, nursing a back-end smeared with smashed analcado.
by Zonal K June 25, 2018
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Splashed

To drink excessively on a night out (or in..)
"duuuuude, we're totally getting splashed tonight"
by One pretty drunk chick October 20, 2008
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