Smem

The yellowish discharge from the vagina of a woman with a yeast infection.

Robbin excused herself to scrape the dried smem from her panties. Joe vomited.

by The nazi of Yatzee November 7, 2002

Smemungus

The greek god of nut cheese, he blesses his followers by going to their enemy's houses at night and spreading nut cheese un their upper lip.

I pray to Smemungus evry night to work nhis majic on George W. Bush.

by Jakel October 24, 2004

seems Greek to me

It is when you don't know what a word means and you guess that it is Greek because that most words relate all the way back to Greece.

"Supraventricular Tachyarrhythmias what does that mean?," said my brother. "I have no idea seems Greek to me!," I say. "No seems more Latin to me," said my brother. Then I bowed my head in defeat.

by Al "The Computer Guy" May 17, 2004

smesh

Another word for smash when you're feeling random.

Guy1: Omg, u smashed it.
Guy2: Yeah.
Guy1: Why did u do it?
Guy2: I like to smesh things.

by Bouncing Rat September 5, 2008

smeast

combined words to descride some one thats a sexy man beast

" Alex is such a smeast"" I know i want him"

"I'm such a smeast" "sure u are ;)"

by italiano man :) September 6, 2007

smeme

Extremely viscous semen. Comparable to crude oil

Wow bro I smemed all over her

by Smemer May 20, 2018

stems and seeds

"Stems and seeds" refers to the hodge-podge of loose change one has prior to being COMPLETELY broke. To clarify, 'stems and seeds' are NOT the huge containers of change that people gradually compile; rather, the term applies to the usually worthless (i.e., mostly pennies) coins you're down to right before payday.

"Anyway, we stopped to grab a draft on the way home from work, like we usually do. Dumb-ass me forgets I'm broke, and I order the first round. At the exact moment I saw the barmaid turn the corner with a trayfull of tall-boys, it finally dawned on me that I was down to my 'stems and seeds.'

by BoiseBoltfan May 26, 2010