smudgee

A term used to describe the type of shit that just takes ages to wipe cause it's smudged itself all over your arse, due to it not properly dropping completely, or just bad wiping in general.

Man that dump i had was a big smudgee - was in there wipin for ten minutes!

by Smudgee January 27, 2005

sludge-hammer

When a male is about to ejaculate during sexual intercourse. He then will pull out and bring his cock forward to the females face. The male partner then times his ejaculation and smacks the female in the face with his cock, while simultaniously blowing his load all over her face. (NOTE: This requires near PERFECT timing!)

I sludge-hammered her freaking face last time. She couldn't freaking see! & I think i gave her a black eye..

by Jeary Beary June 21, 2007

Sludge Metal

as know as doom or stoner metal. imagine slinking through dense pools of electrically charged sludge; or put yourself in that years-old pot-smoked-out haze as you slide deeper into the electrically charged couch. that's the time signature we're dealing with here -- a pleasant blend of the lethargic and the 'lectric. these guys bow before black sabbath.

Neurosis, Kyuss, Warhorse, Melvins

by Dnite April 14, 2003

The Silly Cow Sludge

You begin by combining your cum with cow shit. You then freeze this new liquid into solid form. You finish by telling a friend that is a new type of ice cream. Warning: only allow friend to eat 2 scoops - anymore is considered deadly.

When Mike pulled The Silly Cow Sludge on Kevin, he forgot the two scoop rule and thus killed Kevin

by Pimp Master K March 28, 2003

sludge butt

A dumpy butt that is not round nor square, but rather a pile of sloppy mudd. this is not a good thing. This is typically found on white women in their early 20's to late 40's. this is can not be reversed with buns of steel, you will need plastic surgery in order to fix this problem which is sweeping across america.

oprah has one of americas wose sludge butts.

by luck daddy December 16, 2003

Sludge Fuck

Reserved only for the sick and twisted. A sludge fuck entails having sexual intercourse atop the deficit of each of the members involved (no pun intended). The warm gooey goodness spreads all over the participants and it somehow arouses them. Yikes.

Why let your shit go to waste!? Try sludge fucking!

by The Alchoholic Insomniac November 7, 2004

Dick Sludge

Another term for semen

Jon fired his load of Dick Sludge over that prostitutes belly.

by Lubricated Larry October 4, 2013