The toilet paper shortage of 2020

The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.

The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine.

by ineedsometp April 2, 2020

Slortch

A slut, whore, and a bitch all rolled up into one.

You were right, that ex-girlfriend of mine was a filthy slortch.

by andyomega July 21, 2010

real nice shortay

A really hot sexy giel who has a kickin' body, hot face, nice ass, and lots of cleavage.

Someone tht when u see her ur member stands at attenion.

Tara Strogov is a real nice shortay

by Matt Fen April 26, 2004

slort

Liquid secretion expeled from the anus when having intercorse,masturbation, or stimulating erogenous zones, when in males is directed from the prostate and its defined as mocus membrane.

"have you seen her face lately? seems like she's been sprayed with slort"

by flashtang511 July 22, 2012

slorankoitch

The combination of the words "slut", "whore", "skank", "hoe", and "bitch".

Jessie: Hey, did you see that girl over there in the mini-skirt with no underwear?
Jenny: Yeah, she's the slorankoitch who stole my boyfriend.

by Janine Louise February 28, 2008

shortancanthernogger

To suck one's own penis or vagina.

dude! last night, i was sick of just whacking off, so i shortancanthernoggered for HOURS.

lol johnny is shortancanthernoggering in the other room what the hell eew!

by Chris123454321 May 6, 2007

Shortall's

Also known as puffy eyes, bags/suitcases (size dependant).
Can be caused by lack of sleep or continuous contact with ex-military gay lords. Another common cause is over stretching for either pedals or looking above the steerin wheel of a car whilst driving.

Can be reduced by the use of a booster seat.

Bloody hell! look at the Shortall's on him!

Baggage handling druid's got one massive set of Shortall's on him!

by Willy Shefot April 17, 2011