slippery skank

A devious slut, often found lurking in the K-mart bathrooms post-janitorial clean up. On occasion, they use a mix of toilet water and soap as lubricant. Although their ways are dirty, their pussies and asses are suprisingly clean. Swab the tunnel with hard-boiled dick, matey!

Jeff-Hey Mark did you see that slippery skank in that bathroom sucking me senseless?

Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...

by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015

Slippery devil

When a man over lubes his dick, and repeatedly chants hail Satan during sex

Trace was such a slippery devil last night.

by MekelT August 9, 2017

Slippery Giraffe

The act in which you pour lube down someone's throat and proceed to Throat Fuck them.

Make sure that you slippery giraffe the YouTube sensation Davohz.

by Drunken Splooge September 5, 2017

Slippery sunrise

After a long night of hard, kinky butt sex; you gather up the leftover truffle butter. When it is morning, and that beautiful sunrise peaks, you lather that man jam all over her face and eyes. So she can see the true beauty of that slippery sunrise ( :

Guy 1: dude like my girlfriend had never really seen a sunset until this morning
Guy 2: why not?
Guy 1: because she had never seen it with butt jizz in her face before
Guy 2: what .. you mean like a slippery sunrise?

by J Pete May 30, 2018

Slippery Ass Syndrome

When your asshole gets wet and brown after a few hours of not wiping fully.

“I was walking around today at work with a slippery asshole.”

I went to the bathroom to wipe and that shit came out brown and yellow aF.

I got slippery ass syndrome

by Ehnnrey June 19, 2018

SlipperyPuddin'

All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God. Has a huge ego compared to everyone else in the room. He will try and show off, sometimes will get knocked down but no matter what, his ego will come on and shine bright. He's also a very lovable streamer who has an amazing community and wife who continue to support him daily on his bad and good days. He's also very easy to talk to when you need a shoulder or just someone to fuck around with.

"Damn, my girl got snatched..."

"Kick his ass dude!"

"Nah man... it was SlipperyPuddin' bro"

"Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you"

"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"

"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's SlipperyPuddin'.. But they are easily confused"

by Jojopotato July 4, 2018

Slippery Snake

A back stabbing,lying, two faced hoe that likes to act fake to you and then goes behind your back.

Apparently *snakes name* is a slippery snake.

by Adirondackhillbilly69 September 9, 2018