A ho you keep in the background in case your main ho dumps you, for rainy days and shit. Doesn't necessarily have to be enacted.
"It sucks that Blake dumped you, but at least you have Connor and Julian to think about."
"I have more sleeper hos than I know what to do with."
"I have more sleeper hos than I know what to do with."
by yunusgonzalez July 24, 2009
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The act of a slovenly unkempt homosexual male with an erection chasing after a straight male(physically or metaphorically) in an attempt to dock with him.
"Man Kyle Blanton is such a steeplechaser."
"Dude Kyle you have been steeplechasing Mr. Timmer for far too long it's time to go after a different neckbeard."
"Dude Kyle you have been steeplechasing Mr. Timmer for far too long it's time to go after a different neckbeard."
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Get the Sneaky Sleeper mug.A sexual act between somewhat consenting adults, involving one partner mounting the other while he/she is asleep, whispering "Lemoyne Sleeper, the one stop bedroom shop" in the sleeping partner's ear, followed by a sock to the head with a pillow. As the partner on the bottom jolts awake, the one on top enjoys the ride.
Gina couldn't sleep due to her own arousal, so she stroked Jimbo's cock until it was fully engorged, upon which time she climbed on, gave him a Lemoyne Sleeper, and quickly reached orgasm as he thrashed around underneath her.
by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt September 6, 2011
Get the Lemoyne Sleeper mug.the act of taking a persons pillow case, turning it inside out, wiping your ass with it, turning it right side out and replacing the pillow.
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Get the shitty sleeper mug.One who is really messy when they sleep. For example, excessive drooling, pissing, or wet dreaming, or possibly all three of these.
Devin: Hey Sean. Have you heard that George sleeps with a plastic bedsheet?
Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?
Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.
Sean: They are such messy sleepers.
Devin: Agreed.
Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?
Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.
Sean: They are such messy sleepers.
Devin: Agreed.
by doctord0192 December 25, 2007
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