One who skeets alot. One who, when sleeping in his rack at night not knowing that the porn hes watching on his computers makes it light in his rack thus showing everyone that happens to be looking at him jacking off or "shadowboxing" through the very thin curtains. he does not even know that everyone can see him through the curtains...that is until all of his shipmates give him shit the next day for it.
Ostermann-"Hey skeeter...we saw u jacking off through the curtains last night."
Norton-"WHAT! how the hell could you see me through the curtains?!"
Ostermann-"Those curtains are really thin, so thats how we could see you skeeting. Dude were soo calling you skeeter from now on. skeet skeet skeet!"
Norton-"WHAT! how the hell could you see me through the curtains?!"
Ostermann-"Those curtains are really thin, so thats how we could see you skeeting. Dude were soo calling you skeeter from now on. skeet skeet skeet!"
by Norton1987 June 14, 2008
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For added difficulty - set a campfire under the bitch, and turn her around slowly, as a skewered ox on a barbecue party.
For added difficulty - set a campfire under the bitch, and turn her around slowly, as a skewered ox on a barbecue party.
by achaholic December 6, 2011
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An extremely fast and powerful mosquito, whom can only be defeated by a fire hose. A fire hose, as in a hose that shoots out deathly flames hotter than lava.
by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019
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by TwelveRedRoses March 13, 2011
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When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter
When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter
by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008
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