Orange Juice Simpson

1. The delicious, iron-filled drink made of the people OJ Simpson killed

Jim: Look what I got in my Orange Juice Simpson bottle!

Dave: What did you get?

Jim: There's a finger in it! Look!

by DampHair March 16, 2011

Simpsonizer

Somebody who is a fan of australian singer Cody Simpson.

I am a simpsonizer and will stick by cody whatever he does.

by SusanBoyle_123 May 7, 2011

Ashlee Simpson

Younger, uglier sister of Jessica Simpson who is even more of a wannabe punk than Avril Levigne. She proved to the world just how truely bad she is when she was caught lip-synching on SNL and a few months later was booed during a horrible performance at the Orange Bowl. The only reason that she even has a record deal is because she is realated to Jessica Simpson and while Jessica has her "ditzy" moments at least she was never caught lip-synching and can sing, dance, and looks alot better than her younger sister.

While Jessica Simpson gets made fun of for her "Tuna Fish" lines, at least she doesn't have to live with getting caught lip-synching and getting booed off stage.

by Royale January 7, 2005

OJ Simpson

A man who is not Jewish.

Adam Sandler: OJ Simpson, not a Jew.
---
Adam Sandler: OJ Simpson, still not a Jew.

by HappyFunBallUser July 5, 2009

simpsons

1. The greatest show on network TV. Also the inspiration for every modern, primetime, cartoon series (watch family guy and compare themes to old episodes of the Simpsons). It has evolved from just a 'funny show' to a program that takes satirical cracks at American society and certain current events. This natural evolution is completely normal, and for all the poser simpsons fans out there who think it's 'not funny anymore' have obviously missed the point.

2. An excellent teaching tool for showing foreigners what American culture is like.

Season 16, episode 6 of the Simpsons - MidnightRx looks at America's privatized healthcare system and the rising of perscription drug cost's effects on cross-border medicine sales.

by Buzzsaw Jones September 26, 2005

Jessica Simpson Disorder

A girl, either ugly, fat, or unpopular, that believes she is a splitting image of Jessica Simpson. Most usually, this girl has a very warped mind about the world, women in general, and mainly herself. She is led to believe due to this disorder that since she is so much like Jessica Simpson, she should be treated as such. If in any case you fail to treat her this way, with all her power, she will attempt to make you conform.
Many believe Jessica Simpson disorder to be related with heavy MTV viewing, cheese intake, and a long/drawn-out menstrual cycle, lasting an entire year. The only known cure is immediate psychiatric treatment. Removal from MTV/Cheese will combat some of the symptoms, but relapse is common.
Currently, 1% of the female population has this disorder, with 10% of those afflicted residing in Wisconsin.

"Dude, just fucking dump Heather already, nobody likes her. She is manipulating you with her Jessica Simpson Disorder."
"I thought the tv remote had a lot cheese powder on it."
"You better wash those hands, she'll lick 'em clean to the bone."

by Biff Justice November 2, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

inconsequential, untalented younger sibling of an almost-talented older sister, who has been forced down the throats of America's youth by MTV. Unconscious integration through overexposure is the only explanation of her success, which also means, thank the lord, it will be short-lived. It's over bitch!
See also: Jan Brady

I'd make up ridiculous excuses to disguise up my unstoppable ability to be the worst wannabe ever, but I'd hate to be labeled an ashlee simpson.

by L.E. Lisa February 18, 2005