by Susannah December 13, 2017
Get the Simonmug. A big ass nerd. Biggest dork in the grade but probably has a HUGE dong. Argues with the math teacher all the time and switches schools because he doesn't agree. Low key fire at dabbing and will fight you if you piss him off. Wears glasses, and doesn't brush his hair. Works for hours and plays Minecraft at home. Has an iPad. Watches Dr. Who. VERY DORKY.
Shut the HELL up Simon!!!!
by Mcbigballer12 July 28, 2017
Get the Simonmug. Simone is a young alert boy who will always be there for you. He will occasionally make some big mistakes but his friends and family always pulls him back on track.He is very flirtatious and loves to attract beautiful women.
by Thatisthenamethatiamputting February 13, 2018
Get the Simonemug. Huge gaylord with cross-dressing tendencies. Likes to get close to male counterparts drug and fondle them.
by etyui November 4, 2009
Get the Simonmug. A leader among men who has the unafformentioned ability to fail at launching. This person has multiple erections yet fails to ejaculate when predisposed to sexual fantasies and proprioception from sensual sources. This person is a descendent of a fish face and has yet to experience the ultimate satisfaction and blasting onto a person's face
by Failure to Launch April 16, 2007
Get the simonmug. someone who loves rubber band balls and is a mom. A Simon is someone who's voice sounds like Tina from bob's burgers and he loves to type 666 in text messages. He thinks Peyton is the coolest nugget ever and has a huge over-inflated ego.
A Simon is also a term for a child who takes many years to outgrow diapers.
Also a slang term for someone who thinks everyone is mom.
A Simon is also a term for a child who takes many years to outgrow diapers.
Also a slang term for someone who thinks everyone is mom.
by ChittyChittyBangBang December 15, 2014
Get the Simonmug.