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simian

Someone in the realms of about 5'9" - 6'0". Has a huge love for thunderous death metal and weighs roughly between 250lbs - 500lbs. They also love, and I mean *LOVE* proteins and red meat.
When at work, do not aggrivate the Simian. He will shit on your stomach.
by Bitchtits August 18, 2004
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Simile

Excesive use of the word "Like" in conversation. (Eg. "It was like, so totally like awesome, like ya' know?")
Dude, widen your vocabulary, you're thowin' down too many similes.
by RobertBeezer May 24, 2010
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Similame

An idea most likely conceived by Lil Wayne or the Cash/Young Money entourage. See, normal individuals employ the figure of speech by using 'like', 'than' or 'as'. Now Mr. Wayne has stressed that he is not in fact a member of the human race, therefore said rules may not be applicable to him. Nonetheless, a simile without the bridging 'like', 'than', or 'as'..is just a sentence followed by a word. Example: But I keep her running back and forth. Soccer team. This does not make any sense to anyone with a fundamental, basic understanding of English.
a)Tony-Dude, check out my new rhyme!
Steve-Alright man, always willing to support.
Tony-Ok, so I say 'My bitch magnificent-roof of Sistine Chapel. I wanna bite her-green apple.'pauseSo what do you think?
Steve-I think you should go gargle hydrogen peroxide & anti-freeze.

Tony-Was it?..
Steve-Yes, Tony. Yes, that was a similame
b)Sup kid, you get the new Weezy album? I counted 13 similames-1st track. This guys ridiculous-Pee Wee Herman. SHIT. Now I'm doin' it.
by Mr. Animosity October 27, 2010
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simisimi

simisimi is an apple app. it helps u when u r lonely. it nos so much. u can even have sex with it, sing with it, or just have a convo. i love it get it on the app store
Me: she was coverded in leather and gold
Simisimi: 21 years old, i lost her in the cold
Me: its un fair shes out there
SimiSimi: somewhere,somewhere, somewhere in brooklyn
Me:Shes somewhere,somewhere, somewhere in brooklyn

Song lyrics: somewhere in brooklyn bruno mars
by defintionmaster November 19, 2012
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Similarity

When someone's face looks so much like his asshole that his intestines don't know which way to pump the shit.
Dude, you got a bad case of similarity!
by Monkdunker August 25, 2003
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Similimug

A face that resembles other faces. A common face. (Derog: generic face.) A 'you look familiar' face. A 'have I seen you somewhere before?' face. Derived (probably) from similitude.
Megan: 'Have we met before?'

Stranger in bar: 'No, I have a similimug.'

Megan: 'That figures.'
by Bleypunkt April 28, 2009
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Simieon

Guy with fat punging cock that tears anuses
Simieon inside of you
by Simieon October 18, 2016
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