simiascopophobia

A fear of being seen as behaving like a monkey, ape, or other primate. Usually occurs after getting involved in a stupid emotional argument to the point where you want to fling your own feces at someone.

Taken from: (1) David Foster Wallace's boviscopophobia, the morbid fear of being seen as bovine, and (2) simia-, the latin root for monkey.

Bob's strong simiascopophobia has kept him away from political discussions so long, he doesn't know who the current president is.

by drchubbs1618 May 17, 2013

Simian Simple

So easy a monkey could do it.

This is typically used to describe procedural steps that are so explicit that it would be nearly impossible to misunderstand them or do something wrong.

Aw, these instructions don't tell me half of what I need to know in order to do them. I need something simian simple.

by Barfor the Green June 29, 2023

simano

short for "si hermano" in spanish

Hablas español?
Simano

by profx.goat November 24, 2011

simanti

Another name for Super Woman.

If you aspire to be like Simanti you need to dress like super woman.

by Supahwoman July 31, 2016

simarprit

A word used to describe someone who's perfect and emerges as a victor in every difficult scenario.

She's a Simarprit, judging by the way she wins all the battles of life.

by Train Wreck May 14, 2016

simarien

A simarien is one jiggy nigga that always has drip and didn’t give a fuck what people say. If a person sees simarien they will instantly want to have sex with him 🔥

Damn simarien is one sexy guy I got to sleep with him

by Dj stank mustard November 28, 2018

sima

A girl who secretly has a crush on jimtime and is super short

that girl is a real sima

by leart and tamari May 19, 2019