shuttlecock

This is a cock on the move. It takes the shuttle, to avoid nasty traffic.

Wow, look a that shuttle cock go; it just avoided alot of traffic.

by Nichole~ June 6, 2005

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pork shutters

Larger than normal inner and outer pussy lips.

So large that they appear to flap in the wind thus "pork shutters"

by Freakyduet June 11, 2006

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1. Repeatedly moving from computer, to laptop, to computer, with disk in hand, because your company is too cheap to do anything wirelessly. And too stupid to address the compatibility issues between laptops and desktops.

Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.

2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.

1. "Why isn't that expense report uploaded yet?"

"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."

2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."

by HerrM October 1, 2009

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Throwing Back The Shutters

To pull apart the vaginal lips and perform oral sex.

Buford: What's going on Braaa? Have you met that new chick in the apartment next door?

Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.

Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!

Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

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