A cute girl u think is cute and u make a nickname for her and u dont want to her to find out u like her
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by cute dude forever April 26, 2016
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My best friends shortie
by cute dude forever April 26, 2016
Get the Shortie mug.The lesser known, but equally feared cousin of Bartleby, Summoner Of Demons. He is known for his uncanny ability to cause explosive diarrhea and other such gastrointestinal maladies at cosmically inopportune times (esp. lunch box socials, church gatherings, board meetings).
When encountered on long road trips, frequent stops may become a necessity during critical situations involving aggressive wildlife species (eg. North American Ass-Grizzled Bear, Eastern Diamondback Bowelsnake, Drop Cookie Bear, Poopaconda, etc).
Devout Colonic Exorcists may be called in from the Colonic Arch Diocese, but only on rare occasions, when reading from the book of Immodium AD and 10 sets of Hail Kaopectate prove to be clinically ineffective.
When encountered on long road trips, frequent stops may become a necessity during critical situations involving aggressive wildlife species (eg. North American Ass-Grizzled Bear, Eastern Diamondback Bowelsnake, Drop Cookie Bear, Poopaconda, etc).
Devout Colonic Exorcists may be called in from the Colonic Arch Diocese, but only on rare occasions, when reading from the book of Immodium AD and 10 sets of Hail Kaopectate prove to be clinically ineffective.
"Did you hear about Mr. Colostenheim?"
"Yeah. He crapped the buffet at the company picnic Saturday. Do you think it was a message from Shartleby?"
"Nah. They took him to the hospital. Turns out his liver is failing and he's an alcoholic."
"I bet he eats dick."
"Yeah. He crapped the buffet at the company picnic Saturday. Do you think it was a message from Shartleby?"
"Nah. They took him to the hospital. Turns out his liver is failing and he's an alcoholic."
"I bet he eats dick."
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Two MMA wannabes got into a shirtless showdown in the parking lot and managed to knock each other out.
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