shopaholic

1. Alcoholics who shop excessively and obsessively for alcohol.

2. Shop -a-h"olic" A break-off sect of the Catholic church of whose members shop around for churches holding services. They hold up any service by demanding that the transubstantiation ceremony be repeated over and over until a) ceremonial wine runs out, or b) they, the visiting Shopaholics, pass out.

1. I tried to pick up some liquor at store but some agressive shopaholics had bought out the entire store.

2. As a practicing Shopaholic we end our multi-communions with "Cheers!" rather than "Amen", at least those of us who are still standing do.

by Sinned383 November 27, 2009

Shepards Bush

An extremely unkempt mass os female pubic hair - the opposite of High Barnet

Sort your Shepards Bush out love - come back when you High Barnet

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

showar

Variant on "shower."

I'm going to take a showar.

by TheMariner July 16, 2008

shotard

An individual whose body, after taking a shot, has a gag reflex that eliminates the shot from reaching its final destination.

Look at that Shotard puke all over my persian rug!!!

by stephanie ling esteban torres May 10, 2006

shokar

(noun) a shokar is a type of spineless creature who is a complete loser and has no life. This creature mopes around and is always down in the dumps. This creature is never happy with what it has.

Look it that shokar it's all alone!

by icu00000001 November 16, 2010

Shepards pie

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest then blowing your load on top of the shit.

Man: babe you want shepards pie tonight?

Woman: yeah baby!

by SlickRick1234 August 27, 2013

sparky shepard

(Short: Sparky)

A term used to describe someone who has manipulative tendencies. Sometimes accompanied with entitlement and suicidal threats.

“John tried to convince me to rob a bank, when I said no he threatened to kill him self!”

“Wow he’s such a Sparky Shepard”

by Tormented Unicycle March 2, 2019