The act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. One would usually partake in shitter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.
Worker1 "hey where's Joey ?He's been gone for a half an hour now."
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "
Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "
Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.
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When someone criticizes you for being an idiot or not knowledgable either because you don't read books or don't keep up with news and current events. The person then goes out to a store and buys an item that if seen by the other would increase his respect of him. There are two results of this. The criticized person would then take the bought item and then never look at it or use it or they could return/sell it after a couple of days.
Jared: Mike you're a fucking idiot you don't know anything!!
Mike: Screw you i'm smart
Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike
Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books
Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!
Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol
Mike returns book
Mike: Screw you i'm smart
Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike
Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books
Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!
Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol
Mike returns book
by akararules July 6, 2010
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Thieves will target unlocked vehicles for small valuables like sunglasses, loose change, wallets, CDs, small electronics and accessories. Stereo equipment and other permanent installations are generally left undisturbed. Occasionally a car shopper may force entry when a visible briefcase, backpack, or box is likely to contain exceptionally valuable items (e.g. laptop computer or merchandise)
To evade detection and remain inconspicuous, perpetrators selectively target favorable conditions. Ideal targets include street parking adjacent to dwellings with lax security and multiple luxury vehicles. Classification of a likely owner and proximity to that person's residency may also be taken into account.
To protect your residence, professional security or visible evidence of pets are the highest deterrents. Automatic appliances activated by timer or motion detection provide effective low cost security. Vanity lighting and sprinkler systems offer additional utilitarian deterrence as well.
Thieves will target unlocked vehicles for small valuables like sunglasses, loose change, wallets, CDs, small electronics and accessories. Stereo equipment and other permanent installations are generally left undisturbed. Occasionally a car shopper may force entry when a visible briefcase, backpack, or box is likely to contain exceptionally valuable items (e.g. laptop computer or merchandise)
To evade detection and remain inconspicuous, perpetrators selectively target favorable conditions. Ideal targets include street parking adjacent to dwellings with lax security and multiple luxury vehicles. Classification of a likely owner and proximity to that person's residency may also be taken into account.
To protect your residence, professional security or visible evidence of pets are the highest deterrents. Automatic appliances activated by timer or motion detection provide effective low cost security. Vanity lighting and sprinkler systems offer additional utilitarian deterrence as well.
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by Rollo & Biff May 16, 2006
Get the Doctor Shopping mug.Going around urban areas, picking up things people have placed outside their homes on the curb, meant for someone to take them or for the garbage trucks to collect them. Either in nice weather when many people are doing big spring cleanings, or on designated house-clearance dates posted by officials, on the curb in front of people's houses you will see bookcases, desks, large plastic toys, bikes, lawnmowers, and things of similar nature. During these times you will see families driving around with a rented trailer browsing through things and taking what they deem sellable.
Dude, look at that gypsy family curb shopping with their van. They are driving through the suburbs with 2 mph stopping traffic, and things are falling off the roof at every speed bump.
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