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Sean Shocker

Similar to the sexual position The Jackhammer, only rotate the girl 90 degrees so that your grabbing both her feet in front and behind you, as if you were riding a carousel. The rest is pretty self explanatory.
Last nite me and my boyfriend tried the Sean Shocker, now i can't walk straight...
by Seanyyyy October 29, 2007
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shit shocker

When you Take a shit and look at it and are baffolded how it crawled out your sphinkter.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
....WHEH, im glad thats over
(looking down)
What the shit is that!!!!
Is that possible???
ITS A SHIT SHOCKER!!!!!
by The Andy Man 55 March 13, 2008
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Donny Shocker

To place the hand in a two pronged attack.
With two fingers each side (similar to the star trek hand manuvour)
Then insert the fingers into the vagina and anal hole at the same time!
If lubrication is not used it is known as the: dry donny shocker!
this can be a sneak approch or during sex?? ur preferance
granville shocked the barnsley girl in the bus stop!
welcoming her with a donny shocker
by LeeD88 November 15, 2006
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Ultra midnight spring shocker

A three part covert sexual act comprised of:

Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water

Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.

The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.
I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.
by Erg raider April 4, 2011
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chinatown shocker

an alternative version of the original shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink), in which the thumb is inserted into the woman's vagina, and the four remaining fingers are rammed into her pooper. aptly named the "chinatown shocker", the victim receives four (fingers) for the price of one (intact asshole), but leaves one wondering if the product was truly worth the bargain.
Scott:"Dude I gave Page the chinatown shocker last night"
Jeff: " one in the pink four in the stink?"
Scott: "You know it."
Jeff: "How'd that go over."
Scott: "Let's just say I had her on the edge of her seat."
Jeff: "You disgust me."
by caldrox June 27, 2010
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Canadian Shocker

Similar to the conventional shocker, but as an added surprise, stick you hand in a snowbank and hold it there for 5 before performing.
"How you'd get frost-bite down THERE?!"

"Marc gave me a canadian shocker."
by WiggyTheCanuck January 18, 2010
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The Spock Shocker

Apply the Spock Shock by initializing the Vulcan death grip to the taint (see definition of "taint"; noun).
I once applied the Spock Shocker to this chick, and she asked me if I was out of my Vulcan mind.
by Brian Martin June 27, 2003
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