shmiggle

To masterbate

Damn, I walked in on him while he was shmigglin'

by The Butterfly November 3, 2002

Schmiegal

cum, jizz, semen, ejaclulate, sperm

adverb - to schmiegal

to cum

Jay schmiegaled after watching Nick schmiegal who was watching himself schmiegal in the mirror.

by MAD IAN & Geo November 22, 2004

shmigleyshmoop

a beautiful woman

a weener

a retarded young person

Damn... Check out that shmigleyshmoop!

Ohh crap my shmigleyshmoop hurts real bad...

Jimmy and i are going to beat some shmigleyshmoops to death with a magamack.

by Justin Fo sho dmoney March 1, 2005

shmeg

secretion of the male reproductive organ, a slang for semen; also known as cum.

when billy masterbates, he gets shmeg all over the place.

by andrew February 15, 2005

shmigma

A Cheese like fungus that grows on the foreskin of dirty/ uncircumcised wangs

The monkey had to eat the shmigma off of its penis because he thought it was cheese.

by John Shmigma May 13, 2005

shmegma

old semen left in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I dont suck uncircumcised dick in fear of getting a mouth full 'a shmegma...

by TheShivers February 19, 2003

shmegma

testicular ball sweat, due to hot temperatures and/or exercise.

My tennis compression shorts are soaked with shmegma, it smells disgusting and is all wet.

by Chad Vasquez May 14, 2007