Shitkickery

When a shitkicker enters English equestrian competition

The cowgirl tried to elevate herself from shitkickery by performing in the English equestrian competition.

by Shitkickery December 2, 2018

Shitfuck

When you and your girl are having sexual intercourse, and while fucking, she shits on you.

Dammit! This damn bitch done shitfucked on me.

by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020

Shitdick

A noun used towards a male friend who has gotten human stools on his glands penis due to engaging in anal sex.

Did you hear that Keegan’s a shitdick

by Conundrum of Philosophy March 1, 2021

Shitlicker

The one organism that chooses to eat absolute shit and has a weird ass name.

Joe: Mhm This Shit Bussin 🚌

Stranger: Your a Shitlicker and your name stinks like shit 😷

by Foaliey September 11, 2021

shitfuck

A sex game, personally my favorite:

1. Get as many men as you can
2. Have all the men sit in a circle
3. All the woman shit on the men's dicks until they start to cum
4. After a while, the men fling their cocks and the person who flings the shit highest gets to fuck any women of his choice

There's also a version of this with women, so they don't miss out on fucking someone of their choice!

I just won the shitfuck hosted at Penis High, I got to choose my sexy gf and fuck her in the ass and i cummed so much ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by DaCuteRaccoon January 19, 2022

Shitfuck rocket

The Shitfuck rockets are a series of rockets developed during the Kerbal Space Program. (2011-ongoing) Each shitfuck rocket featured it’s own set of abnormal design choices, which was concluded to be the reason for the Shitfuck series to be retired after Shitfuck 32’s launch. The Shitfuck series of rockets was eventually succeeded by the Cumstain series of rockets, which are expected to enter service in early 2023

Kerbal 1: Hey man have you heard of the shitfuck rockets?
Kerbal 2: Yea i heard they all crashed and died

by Kaiser von Shittenfarden VII August 23, 2022

Mexican Shitkicker

A drink consisting of 1 Tablespoon Metamucil in 5 oz water and 3 oz tequila.

Dude, last night we all had Mexican Shitkickers to celebrate my promotion. I wouldn't go in that bathroom right now for all the corn in Tijuana.

Yeah, but I'll bet you feel emptier than a used pinata...

by slancio April 26, 2011