Pink Shite 

The 100% reversal of an erection. A man excreting his own penis after viewing a particularly grotesque female.

"Man, I saw you're sister the other day and did a pink shite. She's a fucking pig".

Pink Shite by Sean Boyle February 20, 2009

Web shite 

Name given to an Internet page that refuses to load properly or at all.

"Blimey. MySpace isn't showing my media player on the page. Guess it's a Web shite today."

Web shite by thesunnydevil May 14, 2009

pan shite

When you unnecessarily panic like fuck

"Bob thought his wife was cheating, when she was actually just at work, he was in a total pan shite

pan shite by DefinatelyNotConor June 28, 2018

utter shite 

a feeling or sentiment associated with being quarantined.

“i heard the government just extended quarantine by two weeks”

“what?! jesus fucking christ”

*jumps on skateboard like so no head? guy*

“well thats utter shite”

utter shite by princessep April 14, 2020

flight of shite 

A stench of noxious fumes that follows the perpetrator from one area to another. See shit shadow, velcro fart or turd trail

"Stand downwind of Clive and you'll be right in his flight of shite"

flight of shite by Joe D Beacon April 7, 2008

bag-o-shite 

A bag of shite. Crap. Cac. Biz. Bollocks.

What an absolute bag-o-shite.
Pop idol is a bag-o-shite.
Scrap that bag-o-shite.

bag-o-shite by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003

The Shite 

An apt descriptive term for Liverpool FC and their "supporters" from various scandinavian countries. See Red Shite and scum

"We could stop global warming by banning The Shite fans from flying to home games"

"I see The Shite are whinging again cos they failed to win the league despite spending loads of money. Again."

The Shite by NewtronBomb October 30, 2008