Shit stick

a phrase given to a competitor playing FIFA who looses 3 games in a row. Popularised by Charlie Spencer 08/11/2011.

Shit stick, Charlie Spencer

by FIFARANGER November 8, 2011

shitdick

When the porta potty is full to the brim and you sit down to take a shit, you get shitdick.

I once used a porta potty at a festival and got shitdick.

by SL_VP February 11, 2020

Chuck Norris Shitkick

V. First, you take a big old steaming shit in the middle of the floor. Then, you perform a Chuck Norris roundhose kick on some bitch so she falls down. Finally, while she is knocked out, you roll her in the heap of shit until she is completely covered. As an optional follow-up maneuver, depending on how pissed you are you could do the Donnie Yuen shadow cunt-kick.(this is where you draw an imaginary semi-circle in front of you with your toe, lift your robes and shadow kick that bitch square in the cunt.)

"What's wrong with you today, Charlie?"

"Ah, my old lady was givin' me a hard time last night."
"Well, if she's being that much of a cunt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol' Chuck Norris Shitkick"

by THEBigDaddyC October 4, 2006

shitdick

filling up the toilet until your wang is sitting on the shit you shat.

taking a shit so high it reachs your dick

by jimminy shitpants January 11, 2003

shitlick fagwoman

What the "S" on Superman's outfit also stands for.

Superman: The "S" stands for "Superman".
Batman: And "shitlick fagwoman".
Superman: Yes, and shitlick fagwoman.

by Bad Mojo July 13, 2004

Shitstack

To tackle someone so hard, both the aggressor and victim land a seemingly unreasonable distance away.

Curt shitstacked him to the next block.

I will shitstack to the moon, bro.

There was a good deal of shitstacking during the football game.

by Clara Clayton April 8, 2017

shagstick

A golf ball retriever used to fashion a 5 foot bong.

"Damn homie, that ShagStick hits like Mohamad Ali on PCP!"

by Bodega! April 12, 2005