Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.
by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 02, 2018
A condition that occurs only in high school guidance counselors. Those affected will spend hours at grocery stores running tests on eggs looking for the perfect carton. They usually become angry when people suggest they mix and match the eggs.
Dante was about to call the cops on a Shell Shocked counselor in the Quick Stop, but a woman told him not to worry about it, because they always pay for what they break and clean up after themselves
by KossB May 01, 2006
by chillibabe February 07, 2009
the muscles on a toned or muscular persons body where their abnominals meet the top of their thighs, creating the look of a turtle shell
by ashleyshubes May 02, 2009
cute & loving chimpmunk who loves to eat nuts! She likes football players! she loves to joke around and have fun!!!
by M_lil_spickner November 03, 2006
The couple was going at it when Ben asked if he could sea shell Kelly. When she agreed she had no idea what was coming. She died of an ear infection a week later.
by Andrew Meyers August 12, 2007
When two lesbians clam bump to the point where the vaginal lips hang down dripping wet and drags across the floor leaveing a slippery trail
by camping buddy June 12, 2017