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Shertique

Shertique is a word used to describe someone who is overly lazy. In some terms it can also be used to describe someone who makes fun of other people for their own personal gain.
"You never wanna do anything you're such a shertique"

"Stop making fun of her! You're only doing that for attention. You're such. A shertique.
by DIIEL March 18, 2019
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Sheat

When you simultaneously need to shit and eat and can't decide which one to do first.
I needed to sheat so fucking bad on Passover that I just ended up eating Matzos in the bathroom.

Cata constantly needed to fucking Sheat and didn't get much cleaning done.
by Liberal Joe April 29, 2019
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sheating

Shitting and eating at the same time so your feces infinitely come out
Yesterday I clogged my toilet because I was sheating!”
by penisgamingvlogs May 31, 2019
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Sheatout

When a woman’s on the bowl taking a dump and her partner is eating her out during the act of pooping also known as a reverse blumpkin.
Laurie was on the bowl as bill gave her a sheatout
by Djahole December 20, 2020
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Seratonin'nt

David: Hey man are you okay?
Jimothy: Seratonin'nt
by Patrick D. Purple March 9, 2021
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Shertgrass

These bitches love shertgrass
When someone says the name shertgrass they are referring to the one and only king shert
by anonymous April 3, 2021
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Shevat

A Hebrew calendar month, having 30 days. It follows Tevet and precedes Adar. It is counted as month number 11. Here are its Gregorian conversions:

1 Shevat 5781 = 14 January 2021
1 Shevat 5782 = 3 January 2022
1 Shevat 5783 = 23 January 2023
1 Shevat 5784 = 11 January 2024
1 Shevat 5785 = 30 January 2025
1 Shevat 5786 = 19 January 2026
1 Shevat 5787 = 9 January 2027
1 Shevat 5788 = 29 January 2028
1 Shevat 5789 = 17 January 2029
1 Shevat 5790 = 5 January 2030
- Wait a minute… How many days are in Shevat again?

- Let’s see… There are 30. Remember this rhyme:

Thirty days are in Sivan,
Shevat, Kislev, and dull Nisan;
All the rest have twenty-nine
Except for Av and Tishri fine.
by Yamato Yamamoto May 15, 2021
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