Shane

A guy who thinks you're out to get him and calls the police over everything soft as fuck
James: mom I'm gonna stop by and give you a free bbq
Mom: okay but I wouldn't
Shane: omg omg omg he's gonna kill me mommy help I'm crazy the bbq has a bomb I know it omg omg omg help police help
Police officer : yeah you're fucked bye!
by Mr tranny on a mission June 10, 2018
mugGet the Shanemug.

Shane

A man with smaller than average hands
Did you see shane his hands sure are small
by Sfhkhry December 24, 2016
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Shane

A dumb nigga who is usually gay or bi who gets attached to random dicks that are really gay towards him and sees no problem with them and fucks them when no ones looking then realizes soon that the guy is actually a faggot and leaves then and then comes back to his old friends.Gets mad for no reason, heres a example you are playing a video game and he tks someone then you do it to him and he goes all rampage like Santa with his deer on Monday nights, then his friend spankie says that you always team kills but never yells at Shane even tho spankie teamkills more.
Shane is a faggot
by 100%NOTKristoffer August 17, 2019
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Shane

Jasus he is such a shane
by Bruh sweat November 17, 2019
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Shane

Jane: I think Shane’s gay!!
Shane: I am!
by Shane’sGay January 17, 2020
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Shane

biggest gay fuck around town
we’re grey shirts with grey sweats
no friends his own age and jerks off to gay anime child porn
Person 1: Shane got caught jerking to child porn again
Person:2 Not surprising
by shane the big bitch November 8, 2019
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Shane

A sad autist morbid blob who is a waste of space and truly never felt an ounce of real pain in his life
"should've done something about it"
"wow Shane you are literally a retard"
by BenisBonis December 16, 2018
mugGet the Shanemug.

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