Shane a word used for a middle aged 40 year old man who has a history of theft and getting under aged kids drunk for reasons of a sexual nature, a Shane suffers from schizophrenia and is dependent on his parents and others because he dropped out of high school at the age of 17. A shane is delusional and tends to think of their self as a model citizen when the truth is much the opposite, you can tell a shane based on the lack of money and jobs they've had and the lack of independence they display. A shane will usually be in his 40's and spend hours on his computer talking shit about other people to other people who he gives the idea that he's a fully functional adult, in his free time a shane will drink excessively and have fits of rage towards others because he's a filthy lowlife cunt with poor hygienic routines. A shane is a worthless excuse for a human similar to a hobo who drinks too much lives with his mom and gets sex nuts and retard strong for children and teens, if you meet a shane who smells and is short who tells lies all the time punch him in the face.

Girl: Shane got me drunk when i was ten
Guy: wow shane seems like a pedo
Girl: Yeah he only dates my teen friends

Shane by Timmytrumpet June 10, 2018

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Shane

Shane is commonly known as the smelly kid in class who shows up everyday in the same clothing, he wears socks inside out after wearing them right side out.

Shanes feet smell so bad because his socks are rotting off his feet, he takes a shower once a month and never brushes his teeth.

Shane can't handle criticisms of any kind, and crys a lot when people don't want him around because he smells like the vagina of a meth addicted hooker.

Girl: ugh what is that smell ?
Guy: shane walked by
Girl: someone should hold him down and beat him with soap.
Guy: guess I know what to get Shane for christmas

Shane by Mr tranny on a mission June 10, 2018

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