Solutionist

a defining profession for a person who is focused on solutions rather than problems and has a solution for every problem.

Being a solutionist is about noticing the core of any problem , possible the reasoning to every problem ready to rewrite history and redefine the reasoning.

by HeavensDrunkenPleasureAddict June 21, 2024

Solution

Also a lie.

Hym "The real solution is brings like a dozen people who are 'in the know' (as it were) before me, put a gun in my hand, I am going to put that gun to one of their heads, and if the information I want doesn't come out of their mouths, a bullet goes through their brainz. And if the next one doesn't talk the last one will."

by Hym Iam September 17, 2025

One-Solution Commentator

An irrationally biased and narrow-viewed blog writer, typically unable to articulate the fundamental premises of multi-faceted arguments or opposing views. Prone to repeating a single point of (often mistaken) drivel by way of meaningless mantra repetitions.
One who offers no significant input into a public debate, though emitting a distracting noise; the subject of public scorn and social rejection.

idiot moron racist anti-noonie mouse One-Solution One-Solution Commentator

by Expat Georgia April 21, 2009

Social Solutionist

A person who looks to resolve social issues without regard to political rhetoric.

Social Solutionists solve problems while politicians use problems as socially divisive talking points.

by IUSAI October 20, 2010

Gift Solution

A mysterious, wrapped gift that is left anonymously at someone's door that explodes when opened, killing or seriously injuring the curious recipient.

Crook 1: That guy down the block just scooped another one of my customers! He's driving me out of business !!!

Crook 2: Maybe its time he received a gift solution.

Crook 1: Good idea, I'll get some nice wrapping paper at the dollar store....

by virbius1 January 1, 2012

Greentime Solutions

That page on Facebook that has lots of cool posts. Purely non-profit and entertaining.

Greentime Solutions does not discriminate, and will educate you and enlighten you if you like that page.

by [e-mail] August 12, 2015

headcanon solution

When someone posts their own view or belief of something they think happened in a piece of fiction as a fact or truth when it hasn't been stated or addressed as such by the work itself or the creators of said fiction. Usually used to try to fix plotholes in a story.

Bill: This water has healing properties because in Book 3 , they gave some to Saragal and it healed her.

James: It does? But the book never says anything about that spring having healing powers and the characters who drank from it before never had their injuries healed.

Bill: Well it makes sense, so its true!

James: Bill, you can't just use your own headcanon solution as a way to explain something that has no evidence for.

by JazzRobot August 13, 2017