go swing the bat

1.) To do something productive
2.) To make one's self useful
3.) To encourage someone to leave the room and do something productive

1.) "Andy, your annoying me, go swing the bat."
2.) "Andy, your not helping me at all, go swing the bat".
3.) "Hey Andy, go swing the bat."

by Ted Blombaum January 8, 2005

site seeing

Going to a site like Craigslist in another city just to see what stuff is selling for there, something you do when really bored.

I went site seeing on Craigslist last night, those clowns in Omaha must think their junk is made of gold.

by knowman July 9, 2010

swinger

Swingers can be couples (married or not) or singles.

They have a sexually free spirit. Couples tend to be in love with each other, and only "share" each other sexually with others. Sometimes this means "swapping wives" sometimes it means "group sex".

Single swingers generally despise the dating process and would rather meet at swinger gatherings where it is acceptable and in some cases expected that sex can/will occur on the spot with whomever they meet and feel attracted to.

Tom and Jane go to a party where they meet Gary and Nancy. They go to a room as a group for sex.

Tom and Jane go to a party where they meet Gary and Nancy. They go to seperate rooms: Tom takes Nancy and Gary takes Jane for sex.

Melissa goes to a swinger party by herself. Melissa meets John and Tracy (a couple) at the party. melissa, John and Tracy all end up in a room together for sex.

by Bigntasty Johnson January 22, 2007

seeing each other

all the fun off having a boyfriend/girlfriend. but no change to facebook relationship status.

have you heard bob and barb are 'seeing each other'

by trevor92 April 8, 2009

swing n pinch

To defecate by squeezing out a loaf until it is about to fall, and then swinging your buttocks back and pinching it off at the apex of the swing as to impart maximum horizontal velocity to the fudge dragon. Commonly used to poop over a ledge or out of a car window.

Andy had to use the swing n pinch to avoid spreading a nutty fudge bar over his new pants.

Dick wanted to poo out of his car's window so he used the swing n pinch method.

by Nhskier4life May 29, 2007

Swing Sting

When you're on a park swing, and the sir is really cold, and you're swinging, then you jump off and a second after your feet hit the ground, they hurt like burning hell.

"AHHHHHH!!!!! Major swing sting!!!!!!!"

by T-T-T-Tia June 13, 2007

swinging sirloin

A fine example of a penis, usually a very long/thick one.

Well babe, that sure is some swinging sirloin ya got there.

by Karen Shelton September 12, 2007