scrunchr

1. A scrunchr is a sexual deviant with a crush fetish.

2. A scrunchr is a balls-out player of total scrunch babes.

Biff: Oh baby ! Just watch that scrunch babe in the fuck me boots scrunch that bug.

Wheel: Dude ! Ain't RedTube the greatest site for paraphilia EVER ?!

Biff: Totally ! I'm buying a scrunchr trucker hat from CafePress right now !

by TekRant June 13, 2010

Scrunger

A scrunger is an abrasive washing sponge for dishers

"Oh need to clean this dish, can you pass the scrunger please".

by Gr0wbag March 13, 2017

scrunchie boy

when a girl gives a boy her scrunchie.

alex: “you see henry over there? he’s a scrunchie boy!”
daren: “who gave him it?”
alex: “idk i think it was maddie.”

by coochiemama69 November 3, 2019

Scrunchie for his Hoodie

November 28th is give a girl you hoodie and give a boy your scrunchie day!

Hey, your crush is waiting for a scrunchie for his hoodie!

by ayyyee yeetius November 20, 2019

scrunchie on the gear stick

When you slide it onto the gear stick reaaaaal good

Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *

by greg_gearstick April 7, 2022

neck scratcher

An cock, as used in oral seks.

20:27:58 klineh i have a scratchy throat
20:28:15 Fritz McKrieg you can use my neck scratcher

by Fritzkrieg November 19, 2007

flesh scrunchie

The anus.

Her flesh scrunchie was so appetizing I had to toss her salad.

by TallulahTinyTot November 1, 2015