scrumpet

A kid who thinks he is tough while he really is not

This kid's a gutter scrumpet. He acts all hard but he was born from a family of puds.

by T. February 2, 2005

Scrumples

uncontrollable genital wart leakage; causes a horrific Shit/ puke smell

Richard: whats that smell?
Billy: shut the fuck up that my scrumples

by nestle MDP May 28, 2009

Scrambler

Verb
to scrambler
passed: scramblered
future: will scrambler
To have someone who is brilliant, courtly, and English use their charm to befriend you, intelligence to bamboozle you, then cut a side business deal behind your back. When you discover this side deal they cry and promise never to do it again. Those who scrambler others often hang around expensive restaurants ordering three entrées at a time others dime. Many people have been scrambled in the oil patch. People scrambler friends often because of greed, fear or desperation.

I’m down a million bonez ‘cuz I got scramblerd by Bruce
Make sure yo contract be iron-tiz-ite or you gets scramblered!
I didn’t get farked, I got scramblered. I’m still gana beat his arse.
My coke runner scramblered me ‘cause he is debt to his bookie

by Benjinyc April 11, 2008

scrumble

the act of engaging in lesbian intercouse

I really need to use the bathroom but Jenny and Debra are in there having a scrumble

by :P January 29, 2005

Scrumbler

When a man explicits flatulence and the vibes creep up and rumbles his scrotum.

Her blind date turned red with embarrassment as she heard his scrumbler across the table!

by Ligra Talon December 14, 2020

scrumpetaroo

A scrumpet with a flag or other waving device, cheering for a team as yet undefined.

The scrumpetaroo says "Go Bears!"

by Dezmodude December 9, 2008

Scrumpette

An attractive woman who you want to take home and "eat out".

She's quite the scrumpette, wouldn't mind growling her all night.

by GeeDerp August 20, 2011