Scroatmeal

To serve your girl a hot load for breakfast.

She blew me in the morning, I servered a hot load of scroatmeal for breakfast.

by Tikieeky November 9, 2022

Scroat Coat

Condom

Off out Tomming?

Don’t forget your scroat coat.

by Mofo1610 October 30, 2023

Yoda Scroda

When you apply a big goop of lube over your eyelids while an elderly primordial dwarf grinds his balls against them.

Sam gave Matt a Yoda Scroda while screaming "YODA SCRODA!"

by Aunt Gemima August 16, 2014

scrobadiff

The stroking of the scrotum up to the base of the penis in one swift motion

marcus got scrobadiff last night off a random

by Phil Brierley February 25, 2004

Scroatee

A comical cosmetic surgical practice which involves transplanting the testes onto the chin, where they are allowed to dangle above the neckline.

Theres a man outside looking for you
What's he look like?
About 6 foot 2, medium build, sporting a scroatee

by Jimboy69 January 22, 2009

Shroad

A male's reproductive organ which measures longer in length than in width also known as somthing the Graffiti Skate Zone manager chokes on.

The Graffiti Skate Zone manger never helps with keeping the skatepark clean, he should just choke on a shroad.

by dank weed July 30, 2009

scrode

based on the word "chode" on which your penis is wider then its length, but in the "scrode" instance, your actuall scrotum is longer then your penis, hence the term, "scrode"

Wow, that kid Rich Guy sure has a mega scrode, because John Meclhing sucked it last night and told me!

by heath vorhees October 1, 2004