spritzed

A synonym for being absolutely hammered, plastered, wasted, wrecked, pissed (UK), or just plain ol' drunk.

Henry is having a rough morning because he got absolutely spritzed last night.

by snburnett November 5, 2017

Spritzy

When a fart peppers your underwear like shotgun blast

Oops i may have made a spritzy

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Scritting

Scritting is the process of falling asleep multiple times within a dream, oftentimes occurring after one becomes lucid within a dream state. This altered state can lead to the inability to wake yourself upon "Scritting" allowing for the individual to act out a lucid dream without the fear of waking up from excitement or fear.

Rylin had just woken up and by the look on his face, I knew that he was scritting last night.

A proficient lucid dreamer must learn scritting.

by levert November 24, 2020

schitz@ffectionate

(Adverb)//(v) schizaffection/:
1. The description of the love or affection from a schitzophrenic person *

(possibly) experiencing symptoms at the time..

2. The description of loving or being loved so unpredictably and unrealistically or obsessively that when acted upon appears crazy to anyone else.

1- "You must be getting a lot of schitz@ffection from your new bf you met in the psych ward," lol

2- "Wow baby, last night was so schitz@ffectionate!Us having sex after you stealing a ladder from a neighbor's yard and climbing in my window"

by Terrable twisted December 10, 2020

Seagull Spritzer

When a bird shits on your head from a great height, usually rendering you blind. Can be cured with Ostrich Oil

'Oh God, not another Seagull Spritzer'

by seagullsperm October 28, 2011

scriz

yet another term for scrotum

Rod: Yo dawg, my scriz itches.

by gnomechamsky January 14, 2009

schitzophrenic

An elaborate web of lies. A conspiracy created by anyone aginst you. The intention is to trick you into stepping into their trap. The sole purpose is to fool you into failing. Ruin yourself.

"Them boys went schitzophrenic on me"

by Próff April 27, 2017