Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers

British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.

Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?

Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?

by Leery Loon November 26, 2021

Pap Scratching

Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.

Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?

by Superlicks February 9, 2010

binge scratching

Continually buying and scratching scratch tickets, despite loosing hundreds of dollars.

lottery addiction binge scratching

by crazyjoe321 October 18, 2013

SS Scrunchies and Sweatshirts day

SS Scruchies and Sweatshirts is when the same day a boy gives her his sweatshirt and a girl gives him one of her scruchies

“Today is SS Scrunchies and Sweatshirts day!!!! I’m so nervous what is he rejects me?”

by 16&57 October 16, 2019

tongue scratching

when you sneak pubic hairs on someone food. most commonly in their sandwich.

when I worked at mcdonalds, me and my co workers would do some tongue scratching when we were bored

by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020

ass scratcher

a fat loner who watches hentai or the dude from discord

shiki: hey ass scratcher lol...
ass scratcher: hey shiki

by ass_scratcher420 December 1, 2020

butt snatchies

When a common missing item (remote, phone, lighter, cigarettes, etc. is under someone’s butt when looking for the item

“Dude, you got the butt snatchies! The remote was under your ass!”

by UnicornPancake July 6, 2021