Schonch

A moving vehicle, usually referring to a wheel chair. Schonchs can also be used to describe buses or cars. Some people refer to planes as winged schonchs.

Yeah, Kyle broke his leg and has to ride in a schonch for two months.

by Thatonekidjosh April 6, 2019

Stonchy

A dumbass; plain and simple

Person a: that guy was such a stonchy

Person b: Bet

by Sugna:) August 22, 2022

Scotch bitch bastard bum

Examples of insults given in a first year law school Torts class that are not sufficient to prove the tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress.

You're just a scotch bitch bastard bum! And there's nothing you can do about it.

by antifolkhero October 3, 2007

war scooch

Literally, scooch aquired during war. Used by military members overseas to talk about a host-nation girl they are banging. This is usually not an exclusive relationship.

"Hey man, do you miss your girlfriend?"
"Yeah, but my war scooch helps me pass the time."

by ripper44872 February 10, 2008

scotch eggs

1. A savoury snack comprising a hard boiled egg encased in sausage meat, with a golden breadcrumb coating.

2. A ginger lad's knackers, bollocks, testes etc

Rusty haired Jonny lad was up to his scotch eggs in little Doris. The cheeky monkey!

by Brother numpsy November 14, 2005

Scorching balloon Knot

One who is having sex doggy style, suddenly pulls out his penis, pours some sort of flammable liquid on it typically alcohol, lights it on fire and quickly shoves it in his or her's anal cavity. This is done with extreme cation and usually when the receiver has no idea what is going to happen.

Nick enjoyed the scorching balloon knot Jose gave him in Mexico.

by Team L J April 10, 2009

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006