Schnarzazzel

A very large, painful and long crap. One in which leaves people constipated and dying for air.

Guy 1:" AHHH I JUST TOOK A SCHNARZAZZEL."

Guy 2: "How'd it go?"

Guy 1: "Great-.-"

*Guy 2 goes into bathroom*

Guy 2:"WTF DID YOU DO TO THE TOILET, MAN?"

Guy 1:"That's what schnarzazzel do to you-.-"

Guy 2:"Well, damn. NOW I NEED TO TAKE ONE."

by MoriyaMinakata5 August 7, 2011

schnart

A noise you make to denote amusement, preceding a huge outburst of laughter. Usually made by a violent intake of air through the nose and mouth that makes a reverberating snorting noise.

Friend 1: I just ordered "Charlie Sheen's Recipe for Winning!" off the internet.

Friend 2: *schnart* Bahahahaha! You got scammed!

by Zozothecat July 21, 2011

schnartzelfaced

To be very fucked up on drugs or just super drunk. Coined by Brandon Cassamassa and frequently used to describe nights of his.

Yea dude, I got kicked out of the bar..it was a great night though- I was schnartzelfaced.

by The one and only...bahama August 17, 2011

schwarflee

Something that looks unappealing; Haggard

The leaves on the ground look very schwarflee.

by Tim00000 March 27, 2012

Schmarfter

A being that possesses the attributes of someone with a great deal of luck, sliminess, and charm and could probably get away with murder.

Ah, Ben, you're such a fucking schmarfter for getting laid even though you were covered in piss, good work you schmarfter!

by schmarftycunt November 17, 2013

Scharf

To not tell your boys your scheming a girl and then low key hype her up and then get with her to try to make yourself look dope.

Michael: Yo did you see that girl larry got with? She's so hot
John: Nah shes not that hot. Larry just scharfed really hard.

by Mystical Mikey J October 11, 2018

Scharf

To not tell your boys your scheming a girl and then low key hype her up and then get with her to make yourself look dope.

Michael: Did you see that girl Larry is getting with? She's mad hot.
John: Nah she's not that hot. Larry just scharfed her really hard.

by Mystical Mikey J October 11, 2018