Schmegly
Schmegly by Flaggerboyschmegles September 30, 2021
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Schmegmatronic
The act of dancing to electronic music so hard that the schmega slides down from your nasty unwashed genitalia and rubs between the thighs.
Did you see Jessica in the club last night? Too bad she was wearing a skirt, her favorite song came on and she went full schmegmatronic
Schmegmatronic by That Blue Girl March 11, 2022
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schmagoola
An event, meeting, happenstance, occasion or other occurrence that warrants a vague reference or subtle deception when somebody asks about it. Often used during phone conversations when one person is in a place they shouldn't be.
"Where were you last night? I called you like, I don't know, 15 times!"
"Well, I had this whole schmagoola over at Lenny's place, and I couldn't tear myself away from it, babe, y'know?"
or
"Yeh, ma, it's fine... No, just another one of their schmagoolas, nothing in particular, some wine and cheese, the usual pack of twead-coated sycophants" (He's actually at a strip club doing lines in the bathroom)
"Well, I had this whole schmagoola over at Lenny's place, and I couldn't tear myself away from it, babe, y'know?"
or
"Yeh, ma, it's fine... No, just another one of their schmagoolas, nothing in particular, some wine and cheese, the usual pack of twead-coated sycophants" (He's actually at a strip club doing lines in the bathroom)
schmagoola by jeff the georgetownian January 16, 2009
Schmagooglians
Schmagooglians (sh-mah-goo-glee-ans) /noun/:
1. Useless or unnessicary decorations on a bag or item of clothing.
2. A collection of small, random items, often cute and shiny.
3. Used to describe the unknown contents of an item
1. Useless or unnessicary decorations on a bag or item of clothing.
2. A collection of small, random items, often cute and shiny.
3. Used to describe the unknown contents of an item
1. " Oh, I don't like that jacket with the sequins, charms, pom-poms and embroidery...far too much schmagooglians for my taste.
2. She likes to collect buttons, paperclips, pebbles and other schmagooglians.
3. I sure love these cookies, I don't know what kind of schmagooglians they put in it but I'm sure hooked on them!
2. She likes to collect buttons, paperclips, pebbles and other schmagooglians.
3. I sure love these cookies, I don't know what kind of schmagooglians they put in it but I'm sure hooked on them!
Schmagooglians by P-B-S August 29, 2009
schmectagon
schmectagon by Schmatt Damon March 20, 2013