Schellhase

A four hour work day, because one is too lazy and retarded to complete an eight hour work day.

Well Randy, I think I'm going to pull a schellhase today. I wouldn't want to tire myself, for I have a long night of granny 500's and Jersey Hot Pockets to engage in.

by Bubble-Bitch January 16, 2011

Schell Trap

A trap laid for one who steals food or other things in the station setting. Usually in the form of food laced with laxatives or other such undesirable content. It Derives its name from the infamous Rob Schell.

I laid a Schell Trap for the North American Panda.

by the code 3 club May 1, 2015

Red Shelled

When you're going down on a girl, and when you really start to enjoy it, she has her period. It's like being in first place in Mario kart, until someone uses a red shell.

It was going so good last night, until she red shelled me

by Shrekling September 8, 2016

Schiller

To be extremely dirty/greasy

Ewww you fell in the Schiller puddle

Or you have Schiller hair right now you crust

by schiller June 18, 2016

Schallerize

The act of using a red pen to review, and re-write any document; Taking great lengths to add big words and additional content with the specific intent of adding confusion, and beating down the reader; overcomplicating

He schallerized this harbor deepening update so much that the entire audience felt word-boarded; they were all driven to urgent thirst, hunger, and the relentless need to urinate!

by car54 May 7, 2009

Shelley

Fat bitch who will never get a boyfriend. She loses all friends and is ugly

Eww its shelley
Shelley is fat

by Anshhhhsjdkks October 19, 2019

shellend

an alternative to the insult bellend for a girl

"you've just spilt another glass of red wine, you shellend!"

by Felixketkat August 3, 2007