Schedule

List of things in order of when you will do it

Guys schedule:
Morning wood
Look up porn
Search random shit on ud
watch football

sex

by Flantacolisousniss March 28, 2015

half-schaff

The process of acquiring a semi-erect penis resulting from no sexual stimulus

Josh Schaffner had a half-schaff when he saw the butterfly.

by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006

schedule

Urban slang for a controlled substance regulated under the Controlled Substance Act. The substances are listed in a series of "schedules" numbered I through V, depending on when it was first subjected to federal regulation. These substances can be found at 21 C.F.R. § 1308 et seq.

"The five-oh came a'runnin' to pick up dem hoppers slangin' on the corners, but dey stopped me, and I had'a'had a little schedule in my pocket I forgot about."

by mcnulty April 13, 2007

scheched

To be the victim of someone elses incompetence or stupidity.

Johnny scheched me by accidentaly deleting all of important documents because he thought they junk files.

by Britt Forbes May 13, 2008

schaeferish

(adj) The quality of being easily amused by made-up words. Often applies in situations where actual work is supposed to be getting done, but in reality, is not.

We all laughed at his schaeferish chuckle when we explained what the term "2 girls, 1 cup" referred to.

by Guillermo Montoya March 31, 2009

schedulely

On the regular schedule; sometimes; when I feel like it

I'm on my schedulely diet.

by Mya99 November 6, 2017

schaffnit

Very nice people and don’t usually go to fancy places love horses and animals in all the best family you’ll ever meet

Schaffnit I wish my girl was a Schaffnit my Gil’s a plain old rhino

by Slime sisters 101 January 21, 2018