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scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.
Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby
by soos September 18, 2021
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Scattere

An Italian word the means scatterbrained.
Pronounced Scatter-ray.
I am so Scattere today it isn't even funny, Becky.
by Jade DragonStone November 21, 2021
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Scattere

An Italian word that means scattered brain (pronounced scatter-ray)
I am so scattere about this homework!
by Fathomium November 21, 2021
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Scotted

To drink with someone who has a much higher capacity for alcohol than you, which results in you being so drunk that you throw up out of your taxi window while your drinking partner calmly eats pringles
Went out last night and got totally Scotted
by NeverScottedAgain April 5, 2022
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scatterpilf

An individual that enters a room or dwelling and proceeds to empty there bag or back pack scattering there stuff all over the place. Upon retrieving said belongings they gather items and things that aren't there's to begin with.
Carlton is such a scatterpilf, he always spreads his bag of shit all over my room and then picks it all up and leaves with my shit too! I got robbed ...
by pussystretcher May 20, 2022
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Scattered

Legit the best song from Green Day's album "Nimrod".
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we've shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, all the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
Well, loose ends tied in knots, leaving a lump down in my throat
Well, gagging on a souvenir
Lived to fill another year
We'll drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds
Well, leaving myself open wide
Living out a sacrifice, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
If you got no one
And I've got no place to go
Would it be alright?
Could it be alright?
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, ll the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022
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Scattiedoodle

Acknowledging somebody sneezed. Letting one know to work through it.
Person 1: Ah ah aaaah choo!
Person 2: Scattiedoodle.
Person 1: Thanks for your acknowledgement.
by Bond0 July 23, 2022
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