samuel jackson

Made painstakingly by Samuel L Jackson.
It will get you drunk.
You'll be fscking fat girls in no time.
You might even fight a nigga or two.

MMMMM MMMM BITCH!

Waiter: What'll it be guys?
dude 1: I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
dude 2: I'll have a sam adams.
Wiseman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
dude 1: You know somethin, I'll have a Samuel Jackson too :).
dude 2: ME THREE!!
<all 4 laugh>
waiter: three Samuel Jacksons, comin right up...

Dave Chapelleaka Samuel Jackson:
Good motherfuckin good, motherfucka!
Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L Jackson! It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?

by wOOtsauce September 1, 2005

samuil

the nicest and funniest guy u will ever meet. hes hot and cares about u. he is a total genius. so dont play him hes one u should not mess with. his nickname is sam

girl 1 , have u seen samuil i like him
girl 2, no hes tots mine!

by sexy.girl January 21, 2017

Samuel

A Samuel is beyond perfect. He’s what people would consider a full package: athletically AND musically inclined, intelligent, hilarious, caring, hot as hell. He has a smile that will melt your heart, super soft golden hair that you can’t resist running your hands through, and beautiful green eyes that twinkle in the sunlight. A Samuel has a lot more to offer than what’s on the outside. They take a while to get comfortable with people, but once they do it’s like meeting a whole new person in the best way possible. You might not expect all of this from a Samuel, but if you ever get the chance to truly see one, your life will never be the same. It will be impossible to find a single thing wrong with him and he might not even feel real sometimes because of how perfect he is. A Samuel can turn your world upside down. When he cares for you, he cares for you with every ounce of himself. He will pray for you, and do everything in his ability to make you happy. Samuels are also more sensitive then they can give off. He’s tough but has a compassionate heart of gold. He loves kids, and can’t wait to have a family. This definition of a Samuel doesn’t even show a fraction of how perfect they could be. Samuel’s may seem too good to be true, but if they’re anything like the one described i promise, it’s not. If you ever meet a Samuel like this, treat them as the sweetheart they are, because they deserve everything and more.

Person 1: Wow your boyfriend Samuel is amazing

Person 2: Thank you, I swear he’s so perfect. I can’t wait to marry him someday.

by xxi.bella.xxi December 15, 2019

samurai champloo

an anime show with ridiculously good music

wow samurai champloo has ridiculously good music!

by zebo October 6, 2005

Samuel Jackson

The NEW Chuck Norris,
The L. Stands for MUTHA FUCKIN!!

Samuel Jackson AKA SAMUEL MUTHA FUCKIN JACKSON Starred in Mutha Fuckin Snakes On A mutha FUCKIN PLANE!!!!!!

by SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! August 20, 2006

Samuel

The best Samuel ever loves Korea and is just great.

Samuel The great.

by Nothing hahah October 12, 2019

Dirty Samurai

Right before ejaculation, the male spreads his legs, bends his knees, grabs his member with both hands, and yells "Kyaaaaah" at the top of his lungs while ejaculating.

May or may not actually involve sex.

I gave Cathy the Dirty Samurai last night. Gotta clean the carpet now.

by Bubbabobobbrain August 15, 2008