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Scummer

The first warm day of Spring, when all the scums go crazy with their shorts and tank-tops on. Usually riding motorcycles without insurance.
Look at that, it's 60 degrees outside and that guy is filling up water balloons, must be Scummer.
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sammer

International term/name used to describe the greatest specimen of man: king of all kings, pimp of all pimps.
"Sammer, when I grow up I wanna be just like you!" or "Hail O' mighty Sam I am truly blessed to have met you"
by The International Dictionary October 7, 2003
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scampering

The movements of a panty clad female(usually topless) around the house between sexual episodes. Day or weekend long scampering is know as a scamperfest. Usually occuring pre-marriage but scampering can continue after marriage in good relationships.
1. She was over all weekend scampering around.
2. We are going to lock ourselves up in this house and have a scamperfest.
by Slipkid May 18, 2006
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spammer

A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.
With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.

Clever boy.
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 8, 2003
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scummer

Someone who passes off as normal by the use of scumbag tricks.
"How many scummers does it take to open a door? 2. One to hold the thirty rack and one to climb through the window."
by scummer February 7, 2010
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first time slammer

Is that a first time slammer?
by Harmonies and Melodies December 10, 2011
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Alabama Barn Slammer

the act of slamming the lid of a toilet seat down upon one's testicles repeatedly
Seth was so agitated by the stupidity of those around him that he stood up, walked to the nearest rest room, lowered his pants, lifted the seat of the toilet and pulled a perfectly executed Alabama Barn Slammer.
by Sethsucks December 7, 2009
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