spoon and dispose

The skill of binning unwelcome cutlery - a common practice in Cambridge where the phrase originated.

Don't lend the princess any of your cutlery, she'll only spoon and dispose it.

by Dave (I love Bex) March 9, 2009

Spoonetrate

When a male and female are lying in the spooning position with the male behind the female with the male's penis inserted into the female's vagina or anus.

Female: "I said we could spoon, not spoonetrate!"
Male: "come on baby, it just slipped in"

by Bullshittt October 28, 2010

spoon walking

in the act of spooning while walking.(usually guys in a non-Sexual way)

I say: Wtf are they doing? Friend says: Those guys are "spoon walking"!

by spikeandedd June 20, 2011

Spoonbank

1. An insult referring to someone who is a weirdo or a gypsie.
2. The act of doing something weird.

1. "Who's the spoonbank?"
2. "Don't do anything spoonbanky"

by Spoonbank November 23, 2011

Spoonami

A blast of water caused by placing a spoon under a faucet.

"So I tried doing the dishes, but I was hit by spoonami!"

by Rusty Dilder February 14, 2014

spoonce

A dirty old shit you've just taken slowly and messily

Aw man I should'nt have had those rums last night, I had to have a shower after the spoonce I dropped this morning

by dbros12 October 7, 2016

spoonetics

the study and practice of spooning and its mechanical properties as well as its values in the past , present and future..tp be actively spooning and constantly improving spoon tactics, techniques and positions..

When princess Witherspoon and i were spooning in the early morning, she constantly complained and twitched about, too and fro...I told her that she needed some spoonetics 101... She saw no need or room for improvement and thats why im not prince Witherspoon

by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone August 15, 2017