samsa

a low life. one who smells of rotten decaying fecial matter. often found in their hut wallowing in their own trash they rummaged from the streets in the shittiest form. they vary in form but are always recognizable by their cave man shaped heads and their greasy discusting hair. you will often catch them dropping lines such as..."just checkin out the rims, man!", "im not a samsa im a samsonite!"

"I seen that samsa dragging that wretched rotten piss stained couch from the dump down the road"
"whoa wtf that dirty samsa is digging in my trash can again! well maybe he will be happy to find the moldy rotten dominoes pizza and cinna sticks i had 10 days ago..."

by the citizens of peshtigo February 9, 2004

sams cock

Reference to a very little penis, one that may be found sitting lonely in a corner at a phish concert.

I'm not sleeping with him, last guy i slept with from a anime convention had a sams cock.

by Anonymous561 July 8, 2011

gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

SamSilverman

The lint that collects at the top of your butthole.

Dude I had such a SamSilverman last night.

OR

Dude. Your SamSilverman is showing.

by Sexybabe1233212333123123123123 May 9, 2010

Sampson

a crazy, often reckless individual who may possess a dulled sense of pain and lacks shame in their actions; Occasionally has a ridiculous last name

Number 1: "Did you guys see that dude jump off that building!?"
Number 2: "Yeah, he was probably a Sampson."

by ZZss4320 December 28, 2008

Samesies

Same as

Mark: Hey, i got a new blackberry today, a nice white one
Ian: samesies!
Mark: Ah!, kool :)

by Xxhackreeem_razorxX April 1, 2010

Samism

A random, illogical and potentially insane statement made by a person who believes it to be complete fact and refuses to believe otherwise. A Samism is usually also completely irrelevant to the current topic of conversation.

Sam: "Biology isn't a real science when you think about it."
Ryan: "What?! Samism!

Sam: "Did you know that you're more likely to die on your way to collect your winnings after you win the lottery than you are to actually win the lottery?"
Ryan: "Did you even think about that before you said it? Samism!

by RM1992 December 9, 2010