Cyclone SteveO

An alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. While the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses' memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with ATM receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.

News Reporter: "That's right John. There are reports from a Clapham North townhouse this morning that Cyclone SteveO hit at approximately 2:15am. In its path it collected a neighbour's pot plant, smashed three cans of baked beans, destroyed a can opener and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. It is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from."

by DanVito December 12, 2006

dammit steve

What you should say in the event that anything bad or displeasing happens

*trips and falls in cow manure*
Dammit Steve!

by Tut get January 21, 2015

Mighty Stevenson

When a man and a woman get naked and shit into each other's hands and then fight/wrestle each other.

Last night, me and the bae had a mighty Stevenson. It was horrible.

by BiomeSchmeat June 3, 2014

No Show Steve

A person who is notoriously late or doesn't show up for social events. Typically this person is named Steve

Classic No Show Steve at it again

by daddy02134 May 16, 2020

Steve

A wonderful loving man who makes you smile. A best friend and lover in one. Sometimes harsh but always knows what to say and how to say it. He inspires loyalty and devotion from those around him. The man who others rely on but at times he will need someone to rely on and when he does he always turns to the same person. A man of honor, strength and dignity. A soul mate and trusted friend. Once he claims your heart, you will never stop loving him.

yeah that's my best friend Steve.

by intheshadowsiwait September 29, 2011

Steve Holt

When you want to show everyone else how cool you are, you raise both your hands in the air and yell "Steve Holt". If you name was actually Steve Holt it would make more sense. From the awesome show, Arrested Development. A somewhat slow, most popular high school student named, Steve Holt, will do this whenever he wants others to know how cool he is.

"Hey, you just got cast in the High School Play."

"Steve Holt!"

by The Carester September 26, 2005

Scuba Steve

Action figure in the movie Big Daddy.

I'm Scuba Sam, Scuba Steve's father!

by Brandon Perkins February 10, 2004