starving hungry

Fucking gasping for food and would suck off a nonce for a cheeseburger

I feel like a prisoner of war I'm fucking starving hungry

by Passmethecrayonsgutrud February 18, 2018

Retinal Scarring

1. Lit. Scarring of the retina due to scratching.

2. Urb. When something is so bright, it leaves an afterimage on your eyes for a long time.

3. Urb. When you see something so vile, so disgusting, so horrible, that the image burns into your retinas and can not be unseen.

1. Why are you going in for lasik surgery? Because I have retinal scarring.

2. Wow, your computer screen is so bright, the boot-up screen is scarred into my retinas.

3. I visited 4chan the other day and even though I stayed in the work safe section, there just seems to be no way to avoid the retinal scarring. You can't get /b/ out with eye bleach.

by TheMobiusMan August 18, 2009

U got a staring problem bah

a term used by eshays to initiate fights between different packs of eshays when travelling

Eshay 1: u got a staring problem bah

eshay 2 :you wanna fight ya dog

eshay 3,4,5,6 we'll beat u up ya dogs

by icantspellyesandisubmitted April 27, 2021

Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend June 16, 2011

Starving

another way of saying "thirsty"... as in really thirsty

Katie: AHHAHA look at that hoe trying to get some XD
Eilyn: Damn she looks thirsty... so damn thirsty..
Katie: For real, that bitch is Starving !!

by KatieBro. January 25, 2014

stirring dirty porridge

To have stirred someones dirty porridge is to realise that you and your brother/friend have had sex with the same girl

'stirring dirty porridge', an emotional short story by imthesean.

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1- 'Bro, me and Emma got it on last night'

'Emma from down the road?'

'Yeh man'

'But i had sex with her last week'

'O SHI-'

(3rd person) 'Baha! youve been stirring his dirty porridge!'

by imthesean August 8, 2009

stirring the soup

the process in which a woamns' nether-region is either rubbed, fondled, caressed, etc., etc, by either herself or another partner.

jane was getting no-where with dick's pathetic attempt at pleasing her. once gone, jane stirred her soup and went to sleep satisfied. needless to say, no dick can beat janes own stirring the soup.

by tam sing February 22, 2009