Soggy Pumpkin

The soggy pumpkin is given after a man sits in a hot tub for long enough that his balls become engorged and droopy. After attaining the above mentioned condition said man exits the hot tub and slaps a person in his or her forehead with his testicles while throwing up the metal sign and yelling SOGGY PUMPKIN!!!!!

I gave that dirty bitch the soggy pumpkin!

by Drkside79 August 4, 2007

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Soggy Egg

When you are long dicking a bitch so good you feel like you ejaculate directly onto her ovaries.

I got so deep up in that hoe that I gave her a real good soggy egg.

by MrDiddleZ August 26, 2015

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Soggy Twinkie

After blowing ones load in some chicken heads mouth, you lay your penis on her forehead, you make her spit your badger milk on a Twinkie and have her eat that bad boy in front of you. This is the Soggy Twinkie.

Nothing pleases Jackie's appetite quite like a Soggy Twinkie from her man

by Zepster January 11, 2009

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soggy sao

A Australian Navy Custom where men on a ship gather around a table, place SAO in the middle and all ejaculate around it. The last person to ejaculate must eat the sao.

Well this is a long trip anyone up for a game of Soggy Sao?

by Tyler D June 22, 2003

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Never Eat Soggy Wheat

1 - A mnemonic device used by kids to remember the directions of North East South and West. You must point to each direction as you speak each corresponding word.

Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left

2 - Good advice.

Ex. 1 - Wait, is west on the left, or right? Let's see... Never Eat Soggy Wheat... Oh yeah, it's on the left.

Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.

by Speeps September 26, 2010

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Soggy Koala

A sexual position where, from the koala bear position, the man smothers the breasts of a woman with eucalyptus oil, preferably with koala-like hands, while making the whining sounds of a Jew. All while wearing a bow tie.

Holy Shit I just used a gallon of eucalyptus oil while giving Whitney a soggy koala and I didn't even bring my Celine Dion CD.

by CMac01 December 16, 2008

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