Dropping the soap

(Proverbial Meaning:)
1) Having a lot of sexual intercourse with a lot of different persons.
2) Being situated in a risky situation, where one mistake can be fatal.
(Literal Meanig:)
Dropping the soap in prison. When you drop the soap in prison and you pick it up, you're bending over, which is the perfect oppertunity for your fellow prisoners to take you from behind and penetrate you in an unpleasant way.

(Proverbial Meaning:)
1) You're dropping the soap a lot lately, stop being so slutty!
2) Please help me! If i drop the soap now, im screwed!

by urban Godfather December 30, 2014

Soap-com

A situation comedy that revolves around a continuing storyline. Example include "Arrested Development" and "My Name is Earl."

"Did you see "The Life of Steve" last night?"
"No, I don't watch it."
"Oh."
"Would I understand it if I started watching?"
"Doubt it, it's a soap-com."

by Brody K. December 25, 2006

Soap Jizzed

When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.

Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.

by Weston150 March 25, 2013

Soap Pirates

A game of shoving bars of soap up an unsuspecting persons ass in the shower whilst screaming “AARGH!”.

Hey bro, wanna play a quick game of Soap Pirates?

by Maxwell House November 2, 2018

Soap jerking

Using soap in the shower or bath as lube to masturbate with.

My friends dad caught me soap jerking in their shower.

by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET December 23, 2016

Soft soaped

One who ejaculates when the penis is flacid i.e Soft soapin

"Man that bitch was so hot I soft soaped"

by Ty Baker November 5, 2011

Soaping the Pope

The accidental act of getting soap stuck in the urethra of an uncircumsized penis ; as an erect uncircumsized penis resembles the hat of a pope.

Steve, what was all that noise coming from the bathroom?

Well mom, I was taking a shower, and i accidentally soaped the pope!

Word: Soaping the Pope

by ThePopeSoaper March 12, 2011