smurf

Something so small that it has to be referred to by using lame 80's cartoon show charaters.

There's a smurf in my...er...your pants.

by Obi July 13, 2003

smurf

trashy drag queen speak for disgusting person!

Such as "he is such a torn smurf"
*or*
Dont let that smurfy looking girl come near me.

by punkybluestar May 13, 2005

smurf

slang term for extacy

can I score some smurfs for the rave?

by Travis Torsak December 9, 2008

smurf

smurf- smurf means what ever you want it to. most of the time its said to bleep out a bad word like in the example

you're a smurf you son of a smurf! go to smurfville you smurfin smurfer!

by Robby Cnawsome August 22, 2007

Smurf

This word relates to a person who is acting close to the age of a 6 year old and cannot spell his/her name.

You dirty little SMURF, WTF I hope you get chopped up in a meat cutter, get your balls sliced off, and shoved up your A$$!!!

by Shedninja January 15, 2009

smurf

verb - to be colored blue

smurf(-s,-ing,-ed)

I bought some paint for the game and smurfed myself; blue is one of my school's colors.

by quadman08 April 1, 2009

Smurf

(Verb)
Whilst having sex with a girl in a portaloo from behind, you force her face into the toilet and rinse her face with the blue cleaning agent. The girl then becoming a smurfette

As if Alex Elliott smurfed that girl at Leeds festival, Legend!

by Alex Smurf January 30, 2010