smudgie

Schoolboy slang (especially boarding schools in Australia): The act of wiping one's spread bare arse and "brown eye" on someone or something, thereby leaving a smudge.

In that last rumble, not only did I get dacked, but Hargraves also smudgied my nose.

by mcat_z October 4, 2009

smudger

Person, male or female, who uses and frozen poo as a dildo.

Did you see in Bob's freezer he must be a smudger which all that frozen poo.

by Lynette Archer January 25, 2007

smuck

(adjective) Unbalanced or unfair, especially in playground sports. If one team clearly has the better players, the teams would be considered smuck.

"No way, guys. These are smuck teams. Let's pick again."

by Chester Copperpot April 13, 2005

Jack nuts smuck nizzle

an ass clown with hair on it's neezey fizzle on it's nazzle

Ur mom

by jake Roop April 7, 2003

Smuckers bitch

A hoe that will go down on you without a fight.

Male Friend 1: Yo i got whop from that chick from the club last night and i dont even know her name!

Male Friend 2: Damn! Smuckers BITCH!

by DatDude11 September 19, 2006

Smudgens

A little bit or small amount

I have 6 skittles, you have 8 skittles. You have smudgens more skittles than I.

by mf34890n May 27, 2010

Smucky

Smucky is a person on the verge of being sweaty and yucky.

It's so hot in here my underarms are smucky!

by Connies June 20, 2013