Smorgasbord

smor-gas-bord; noun.

A game similar to beer pong. Using fifteen cups, the first two rows, three cups total, are to be filled with shots; typically Vitali or Svedka. The next two rows are to be filled with beer. The last and longest row is filled with champagne or wine.

"Playing smorgasbord all night at onderland.. down to come?"
"Dunno, bro.. I always get way too smashed."

by Crashgasm November 1, 2009

smoof

The fluid a Smurf produces when he achieves orgasm

Man, that Smurfette is so fine, I think I'm gonna smoof in my little white pants!

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

Smorgage Braud

Used to describe a single woman that posses every possible attractive feature imaginable, or a group of women that share a variety of attractive features among the group.
Plural: Smorgage Brauds

Wow, do u see that Smorgage Braud at the party last night!?

by thesilverbullet February 10, 2010

smorgal

A "group or gaggle" of chipmunks.
old school term is dray or scurries

A smorgal of chipmunks invaded the porch.

by not the ugly one September 25, 2011

shorf

shorf means when you sick and tired of life and pissed at everyone around you.

i think you look a bit shorf today

by Lolaturleyxx April 16, 2020

Phoenix Smores

Smores (Graham-Cracker and Marshmallow Sandwich) made from the fires of a burning home.

Neil: Someone's house is probably on fire, all I can think about is how that wood fire smells nice. No one's got their chimney going so it's got to be a house fire. I love the smell of arson right before I go to sleep.

Kyle: Where are the marshmallows??

Neil: mmm smores made from the misery of those that lost their home are the BEST.

Kyle: Yeah man, you mean Phoenix Smores!

by doublefacepalm October 14, 2010

Grundle Smore

When one man shits on his friends grundle while his friend simultaneously cums on the shitters grundle. Then they proceed to scissor each other. YUM. Then their third friend eats the delicous, gooey morsel.

Jeffery loves a nice steamy Grundle Smore compliments of Fred and Larry.

FUCK! That was one tasty Grundle Smore.

by Colonel Rumple Foreskin April 9, 2011