Seizure

My son cameron boyce had a Juice Wrld aka a seizure
by SiKeNiGgAyOuThOuGhT December 09, 2019
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Seizure

A one way ticket from winning a game.
Thanks brewstew
by Dicksucker1000 December 06, 2023
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seizure

the dance your grandpa or grandma might make until they're at the hospital
"grandpa, that dance you did was awesome" shut up and that was not a dance that was a fucking seizure, AND WHY THE FUCK AM I IN BED NEXT TO A WHITE SHIRT DUDE AGAIN
by k kab January 15, 2021
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Italian Seizure

When a mime breaks down mid act
"she sucked my dick so hard it felt like i had an Italian Seizure"
by Bruh gamer 69 February 16, 2020
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Lil Seizure

A black guy who flopped on da ground at Chicago Airport. He was trying to smoke wit his niqqa's at Walmart superstore. Some white chicks also flopped on da ground
Random: "Who dat guy who flopped on da ground?"
Me: "Lil Seizure"
by Unknown Nikka February 26, 2020
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Epiwreckedit seizure

During doggystyle mid stroke simultaneously yell her sisters name while you shove it into her ass and strobe light her eyes ... Thus resulting in extreme anger along with a seizure causing a massive sphincter cramp resulting in an otherworldly orgasm but also causing irreparable damage to your cock
Man I was banging Rosa the other night when I tried the strobe light trick but it backfired and she had an epiwreckedit seizure and fractured my dong..
by domkeychoker November 25, 2023
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Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.
So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?
by Kilobravo January 08, 2022
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