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Scotland Is Fucked

Something u say when you or you and your friends are screwed
Joe: Hey Brother wanna go see a movie this weekend
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked
by YuOfTheNight July 10, 2019
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King O' Scotland

A mixed beverage containing scotch, whiskey, bols liqueur and sprite or 7up.
Hey Barkeep! I'll have a King O' Scotland, and don't skimp on the ice!
by greatghan December 14, 2018
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Scotlanding

The feeling of not being able to relax on game day when you think your sports team is going to let you down like the Scottish rugby team does every six nations
I'm really Scotlanding about the Leicester Tigers game later today

I can't believe we were Scotlanding before today's game. We totally smashed them in the shock absorber

Those Man Utd fans must be Scotlanding right now. up against their better and mightier foes: Man City
by Chris Caulton August 28, 2016
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Scotland

scotland is life
by one lovely ogre September 30, 2018
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Scotland Birdbath

Filling a hot girls mouth with Irn Bru, making her go onto her knees with her mouth open whilst you dip your balls in the mouthful of Irn Bru. Essentially the same as a Mississippi birdbath but with Irn Bru instead of Kool-Aid.
Reight theen, beebs. Wud ya layke a wee Scotland Birdbath? Yes, ay knew ett!
by TheFunnyGuy88 July 23, 2022
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Scotland

Scotland is a constituent (not independent) country that is a part of the UK (United Kingdom) Which is an independent country.

Scotland used to be an independent nation known as The Kingdom of Scotland, until 1707 when the Royal family of England merged with the Royal family of Scotland, forming the United Kingdom. The UK only used to be made up of England and Scotland.

The capital of Scotland is commonly mistaken, many people think it is Glasgow, but it is actually Edinburgh (pronounced Ed-in-burr-uh, not Ed-ing-burg).

It is home to the largest mountain In the UK and all of the British Isles, Ben Nevis (1,345 m tall)
Friend: I'm visiting Scotland Tomorrow.
American Citizen: isn't that part of England?
Friend: No you stupid Troglodyte, Scotland is part of the UK, England is a separate thing.
mugGet the Scotlandmug.

no scotland no party

no party cos we fuckin lost bois - means ur mum is actually gay because there is no scotland and subsequently no party. as a result, there is not only no scotland, and no party, but there is also a 3-1 defeat to croatia and "no party" modric who literally lives up zidans bumhole. fuck john mcginn, jk love you please get us into the world cup. also - no scotland no party
by SlickRitalin June 22, 2021
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